The Ultimate Multi-tool

Every since the beginning of time, humanity has been searching for the ultimate multi-tool – something small and compact, but able to be used in multiple situations. While many would argue that the best oscillating multi-tool has already been found, others would suggest that there needs to be a smaller tool that perform at an unparalleled rate.

The first of these “multi-tools” was the staff.

Yelp. You read that right. The staff was the first multi-tool. You could take it anywhere and it doubled as:

  • walking stick
  • club
  • fighting weapon
  • pole-vault
  • snake protector
  • fishing pole
  • extra-long-arm for poking items (like semi-dead bears or skunks)
  • sailing mast
  • door lock
  • split
  • gurney (once combined with another staff – like a transformer!)
  • flag pole
  • pry-bar
  • whack-a-banker device

However, humanity was not satisfied. They wanted pillars, knifes and cool shiny objects – so some smart folks got together and created the Leatherman and Gerber lines of multi-tools.

For many years these small but heavy objects where the cat’s meow – but starting today, things have officially changed!

Allow me to introduce the Ultimate Multi-tool – the one tool that will help you get out of any situation you may find yourself in – plus it is light weight, shiny, metal and comes with some cool packaging.

Please welcome the MacGyver Multi-tool!!!!!

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