Recent news reports show that thieves recently stole four painting worth $160 million from a museum in Zurich. Luckily the police captured the cooks a short distance away from the museum when their van ran out of gas. Baffled, the police asked them how they could mastermind such an amazing heist, yet forget something as simple as a full tank of gas.
The ring leader replied, ""Monsier that is the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet [@more@]to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh."
[A word from the Editor: I must apologize for the actions of my client. The recent $160 million theft of a Cezanne, Degas, Van Gogh and Monet from Zurich is no laughing matter. To imply that the cooks where caught in such a careless way is un-acceptable. Have no fears, I will make sure to punish my client for his behavior. Thank you.]
Today as I browsed the international news reports, I discovered an interesting article from the TimesOnline.co.uk about who McCain may pick as his VP running mate. The article posted some good suggestions beyond the standard Mike Huckabee answer – especially now as Huckabee starts his comeback tour.
If, and I do mean "if", John McCain does win the Republican primary, he will have to be very careful on who he picks. Tim Hames of the Times Online poses three reason why McCain has too be ultra careful:
1) The US vice-president post has been "revolutionized" under George W. Bush and Dick Cheney from a "pitcher of warm spit” (as stated by John Garner, Franklin Roosevelt's VP) into a de-facto "deputy president". Since it is highly unlikely that any future VP will want to go back to the "warm spit" job, it means who ever gets picked as McCain's running mate will have a lot of work to do.
2) McCain is in his 70's… if he dies, while morbid – it is a possibility, his VP would become president. That means whoever gets chosen as his running mate will need be creditable enough to one day be president.
[@more@]3) Right now the Democrats have the "lime light" in this battle (mainly because of the Clinton-Obama face off). When it comes time for the final election, McCain will need a VP with LOTS of name recognition as he can not afford to waste time educating the American people on who his running mate is.
With those three reasons staring him in the face, McCain has quite the decision to make (assuming Huckabee does upstage him). That is why Mr Hames final pick in his article is so striking – General David Petraeus.
A GROUP of 10 bodybuilders from a German gym took a break from their normal training routine to help a driver whose car was stuck in a ditch, police said.
The men were training at the Explosives fitness centre in Bad Zwischenahn near the western city of Oldenburg when the 38-year-old driver lost control of his vehicle, veered into a meadow and plunged the front of his car into the two-metre-deep ditch.
"They dropped their sweat towels and water bottles and ran over the road to the crash site," a police spokesman said.
"They then heaved the car out. It only took them a few minutes."
The grateful driver joined the men at the fitness centre to treat them to a round of energy drinks, the spokesman said.