I hate doors.  It’s not a small hate, it’s a hate with capital letters: HATE.  

I mean, whose the first guy to think: “Hey, lets take a huge piece of wood and hang it over this opening by it’s side!”   

Well, let me pass on this word of wisdom: doors are never, ever square!!!!!!

They ALWAYS hang at an angle.  Period.

And it you try to install a threshold to keep out the bugs, mice and Jack Frost – you will spend most of your turkey break fighting concrete, wood, glass, metal, gravity and door locks.

Sigh.