Not the super cool Mini driving Italian Job ones – but the charge-you-$50-for-the-two-minutes-it-took-to-unlock- your-car-door-because-they-are-licensed locksmiths. That’s whom I’m talking about. 
You see, two nights ago we had dinner with a wonderful couple in Sweet who’s son is a locksmith by night, programmer by day. That got me to thinking (never mind that cold breeze that just came in)… 
What if I became a licensed locksmith by night as well? If you were looking for Locksmiths Near You, you could get in touch with me and I could be there to help in no time! It would be like Batman, only without bat-computer, bat-scanner, bat-radar, bat-cuffs, bat-pontoons, bat-drinking water dispenser, bat-camera with polarized bat-filter, shark repellent bat-spray, bat-car, and bat-rope or the scientific knowledge, detective skills and athletic prowess in martial arts, acrobatics, strength, and escape artistry. Ok – maybe Batman was the wrong comparisons…
It STILL would be super cool! I could swoop down the dusty, cattle trodden roads to rescue the poor maiden oppressed by the cruel dungeon Lord Wheresmykey and his diabolical companion Sir O’Crap Mykeysareinside. In true John Wayne fashion, I would right all wrongs – while making a hefty profit!! Hmm…maybe that’s more of a Malcolm Reynolds’s style? 
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As I dream of tumblers and thin metal pieces, I’m reminded of the time ******* and I used to pick the locks ************* parents ************ money ****************** jewels ********** ******** ******** mob ******************* ****************************** ********************** ***************combination lock ************************************* brother ********** **** ********* ******************************* school principal **** test grades *************** ********************* ******************knife *************************************** Man where those the days!!
Yet, this time it I would have more honorable intentions – mainly to help fund my education habit. Would that make me like Commander Kevyn Andreyasn? 