Twelve years ago while in Oklahoma I took a hunter education course with the hopes of becoming an elephant hunter in deepest Africa (think about it – big gun, big man-eating, half mad animals and a three ton mass moving in high gear towards you. What's not to love?). Due to unforeseen circumstances (mainly the inability to locate a big enough gun), I laid down my ambitions to brave the jungles of Africa (now I just want to seek the huge 7-ton half mad critters without a gun… I must be getting loco in my old age).
To date my biggest hunting accomplishment has been the dropping of a huge, 25-ton bird with a single shot (note from the editor: Please forgive the ramblings of my client, things always seem larger the older one gets. This so-called "25-ton bird" was a poor innocent quail who was trying to survive in a cruel world). However, this amazing accomplishment of marksmanship will soon be replaces as I have now passed the Idaho Hunters Education Program. Yes – soon, I, Ardell – dreaded marksmanship of three states, will be combing over the wild mountains of Idaho looking for red meat (Another note from the editor: We apologize for the rude comments of our client. We recognize the rights of all Vegan and Vegetarians).
Only one choice remains to be answered before danger is released into the hills of Sweet: do I wear orange or camo?[@more@]